overjoyed.
What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

postsixteenidealisticphase:

ron-hermione:

oknope:

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

SHREK OMG

BEYZA PLS LOOK

CAN YOU GUYS STOP I’M ABOUT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES AGAIN

I AM OFFENDED BY SO MANY THINGS BUT SURPRISINGLY NOT FROM THAT REALLY WEIRD VIDEO

LET ME EMBRACE THAT

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

image

oknope:

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

SHREK OMG

BEYZA PLS LOOK



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